In It For The Free Shit
Are children “too sexy”? Are they dressed in the pasties of Chesty LaRue or in a gas-mask like Dennis Hopper screaming “Baby wants to fuck! Baby wants to fuck Blue Velvet? Are they Well? Are they?
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These days, I take care of my gambling online so it was years since I’d been inside the old pub. . I had a “free sticky date pudding” coupon in the mail. And here I was. In enemy territory.
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As everybody knows, the best things in life are things. However, it is often difficult to find the exact right thing that will restore meaning to a hollow life of reckless desperation.
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My mother's new home resembles a departure gate to nowhere. Everyone is waiting to board their final flight; interminably delayed.
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I do not understand how this “writing” is stirring to any organ save for the human gastrointestinal tract. This is not erotic so much as it is emetic. This is felt as soon as we learn the name for our heroine: Anastasia Steele.
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As a busy single mother of no kids, I often find myself asking the difficult question “What the fuck am I going to do for dinner?”
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As a mum, nothing is more important to me than being there to help my children discover that magic. And nothing hurts me more than seeing my children in pain with aching joints or a high temperature, and thus unable to fulfil our daily production quotas.
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